On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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