Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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