I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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