Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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