Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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