I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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