I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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