im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
