I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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