You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
well you can't waste a boner
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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