i don't plan on having that self control this summer
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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