Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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