I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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