it's like iHOP with fire
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
