Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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