if you like me you must not know who I am
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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