guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
not ubering you a puppy
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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