did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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