The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
