Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
