Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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