Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
