she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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