Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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