So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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