if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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