i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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