what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
nutella sex= disaster
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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