problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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