You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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