i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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