Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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