Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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