Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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