there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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