: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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