What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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