im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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