The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Success! We fucked roommates!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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