yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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