For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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