your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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