How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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