My nipple is on Facebook.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i will never coherently bang her
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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