it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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