I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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