Porn is love you can see.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she smelled like a LAN party
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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