why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
