It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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