I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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