i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
