Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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