We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I need help removing her.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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