i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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